If Wile E. Coyote was so smart, why didn't he use Yahoo! Answers to get advice on how to catch the Roadrunner?

He got too busy arguing with people in Politics and Elections and Religion and Spirituality that he forgot all about the Roadrunner.If Wile E. Coyote was so smart, why didn't he use Yahoo! Answers to get advice on how to catch the Roadrunner?
He got sidetracked by all the spam mail and ads for Acme, so he had to try them out. He might be a supergenius, but poor Wile doesn't know too much about internet security software.





Also, Acme had a special that week ';buy one crazy product, get two free.'; It seemed like too good of a deal to pass up! And their shipping rocks. Get your package 30 seconds after you mail it!!!!If Wile E. Coyote was so smart, why didn't he use Yahoo! Answers to get advice on how to catch the Roadrunner?
HE DID! That is why the Roadrunner got away all the time. The Roadrunner just googled 'How to get away from Wile E.Coyote' while Wile E. Coyote just got addicted to Polls%26amp;Surveys.
He violated community guidelines...was reported...ignored his first warnings...and had his account closed. Now if only we could get rid of all this ACME INC. spam we have been receiving.....
Because Yahoo! Answers weren't around when he had it. All that he had was books and personal polls.
Haha okay
Internet access I suppose
Wait... you are calling the coyote smart? You do realize that he never once succeeded in catching the roadrunner, right?
the chase was sYmBoLiC, man


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